work was really lovely tonight because
- when i was in the backroom i heard all the guys talking about me and the new security guard goes “damn that girl is HILARIOUS” and Big Mike and Tony were like “I know right?”
- there was a bunch of hipster nerds that i got to bullshit with for a while
- whenever someone said “where’s the bathroom”, I said “right here” and pointed to my face and the reactions were to die for
- there’s two new guys so I don’t feel like the outsider newbie anymore
Claire, Kale, and Ruby’s tea party
We had a fancy tea party with vegan rose and lavender cupcakes and truffles and tarts with roasted eggplant and tomatoes and shiitakes and carmelized onions. It was all delicious and really pretty, and we all wore eye glitter in honor of the occasion.
this is what some goofballs are doin’ in MY HOUSE.
look at how beautiful it is!
I hope Will Graham uses the “Hannibal rhymes with cannibal” defense when he’s in court.
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
Serously I could wwatch videos of Charlie Kelly and laugh my ass off all fucking night oh my god
This fucking show.
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation